D D6
If someone stood up in a crowd
D D6
And raised his voice up way out loud
Em/A A7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
Adim G7
You'd notice him
D D6
If someone in the movie show
D D6
Yelled Fire in the second row
Em/A A7
This whole place is a powder keg
A#7 D
You'd notice him
D F#m C#7/F# F#m C#7/F#
And even without clucking like a hen
F#m C#7/F# F#m C#7/F#
Everyone gets noticed now and then
A/E E7 A/E
Unless of course that personage should be
E7/B E7/A A7
Invisible inconsequential me
A7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
D
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
A7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
A#7 A7 D
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
A7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
D
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
A7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
A#7 A7 D
And never know I'm there
D D6
Suppose you was a little cat
D D6
Residin' in a person's flat
Em/A A7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
Adim G7
You'd notice him
D D6
Suppose you was a woman wed
D D6
And sleepin' in a double bed
Em/A A7
Beside one man for seven years
A#7 D
You'd notice him
F#m C#7/F# F#m C#7/F#
B human being's made of more than air
F#m C#7/F# F#m C#7/F#
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
A/E E7 A/E
Unless that human bein' next to you
E7/B
Is unimpressive undistinguished
A7 Adim A7
You know who
C7
[whistle]
F
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
C7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
C#7 C7 F
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
D7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
G
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
D7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
A#7 D7 Em
And never know I'm there
G/D D7sus4 C7 Gm Eb7 G
Never even know I'm there
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time