G# G#6
If someone stood up in a crowd
G# G#6
And raised his voice up way out loud
A#m/D# D#7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
D#dim G7
You'd notice him
G# G#6
If someone in the movie show
G# G#6
Yelled Fire in the second row
A#m/D# D#7
This whole place is a powder keg
Fb7 G#
You'd notice him
G# Cm G7/C Cm G7/C
And even without clucking like a hen
Cm G7/C Cm G7/C
Everyone gets noticed now and then
D#/A# A#7 D#/A#
Unless of course that personage should be
A#7/F A#7/D# D#7
Invisible inconsequential me
D#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
G#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
D#7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Fb7 D#7 G#
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
D#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
G#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
D#7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Fb7 D#7 G#
And never know I'm there
G# G#6
Suppose you was a little cat
G# G#6
Residin' in a person's flat
A#m/D# D#7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
D#dim G7
You'd notice him
G# G#6
Suppose you was a woman wed
G# G#6
And sleepin' in a double bed
A#m/D# D#7
Beside one man for seven years
Fb7 G#
You'd notice him
Cm G7/C Cm G7/C
F human being's made of more than air
Cm G7/C Cm G7/C
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
D#/A# A#7 D#/A#
Unless that human bein' next to you
A#7/F
Is unimpressive undistinguished
D#7 Adim D#7
You know who
Gb7
[whistle]
Cb
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
Gb7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
G7 Gb7 Cb
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
G#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
C#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
G#7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
Fb7 G#7 A#m
And never know I'm there
C#/G# G#7sus4 C7 C#m A7 C#
Never even know I'm there
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time