F F6
If someone stood up in a crowd
F F6
And raised his voice up way out loud
Gm/C C7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
Cdim G7
You'd notice him
F F6
If someone in the movie show
F F6
Yelled Fire in the second row
Gm/C C7
This whole place is a powder keg
Db7 F
You'd notice him
F Am E7/A Am E7/A
And even without clucking like a hen
Am E7/A Am E7/A
Everyone gets noticed now and then
C/G G7 C/G
Unless of course that personage should be
G7/D G7/C C7
Invisible inconsequential me
C7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
F
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
C7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Db7 C7 F
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
C7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
F
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
C7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Db7 C7 F
And never know I'm there
F F6
Suppose you was a little cat
F F6
Residin' in a person's flat
Gm/C C7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
Cdim G7
You'd notice him
F F6
Suppose you was a woman wed
F F6
And sleepin' in a double bed
Gm/C C7
Beside one man for seven years
Db7 F
You'd notice him
Am E7/A Am E7/A
D human being's made of more than air
Am E7/A Am E7/A
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
C/G G7 C/G
Unless that human bein' next to you
G7/D
Is unimpressive undistinguished
C7 Adim C7
You know who
Eb7
[whistle]
Ab
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
Eb7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
E7 Eb7 Ab
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
F7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
A#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
F7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
Db7 F7 Gm
And never know I'm there
A#/F F7sus4 C7 A#m Gb7 A#
Never even know I'm there
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time