C# C#6
If someone stood up in a crowd
C# C#6
And raised his voice up way out loud
D#m/G# G#7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
G#dim G7
You'd notice him
C# C#6
If someone in the movie show
C# C#6
Yelled Fire in the second row
D#m/G# G#7
This whole place is a powder keg
A7 C#
You'd notice him
C# Fm C7/F Fm C7/F
And even without clucking like a hen
Fm C7/F Fm C7/F
Everyone gets noticed now and then
G#/D# D#7 G#/D#
Unless of course that personage should be
D#7/A# D#7/G# G#7
Invisible inconsequential me
G#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
C#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
G#7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
A7 G#7 C#
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
G#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
C#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
G#7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
A7 G#7 C#
And never know I'm there
C# C#6
Suppose you was a little cat
C# C#6
Residin' in a person's flat
D#m/G# G#7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
G#dim G7
You'd notice him
C# C#6
Suppose you was a woman wed
C# C#6
And sleepin' in a double bed
D#m/G# G#7
Beside one man for seven years
A7 C#
You'd notice him
Fm C7/F Fm C7/F
A# human being's made of more than air
Fm C7/F Fm C7/F
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
G#/D# D#7 G#/D#
Unless that human bein' next to you
D#7/A#
Is unimpressive undistinguished
G#7 Adim G#7
You know who
Cb7
[whistle]
Fb
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
Cb7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
C7 Cb7 Fb
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
C#7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
F#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
C#7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
A7 C#7 D#m
And never know I'm there
F#/C# C#7sus4 C7 F#m D7 F#
Never even know I'm there
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time