Intro
D# A# F Gm x4
[Verse 1]
D# A#
I took her out
F Gm
it was a Friday night
D# A#
I wore cologne
F Gm
to get the feeling right
D# A#
We started making out
F Gm
and she took off my pants
D# A# F
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus 1]
D#
And that's about the
A#
time she walked away from
F Gm D#
me Nobody likes you
A# F
when you're twenty-three
Gm D#
And are still more
A# F
amused by TV shows
Gm D#
What the hell is ADD?
A#
My friends say I
F
should act my age
Gm
What's my age again?
F
What's my age again?
[Post-Chorus]
D# A# F Gm
[Verse 2]
D# A#
Then later on
F Gm
on the drive home
D# A#
I called her mom
F Gm
from a pay phone
D# A#
I said I was the cops
F Gm
And your husband's in jail
D#
This state looks
A# F
down on sodomy
[Chorus 2]
D#
And that's about the time
A# F
that bitch hung up on me
Gm D#
Nobody likes you when
A# F
you're twenty-three
Gm D#
And are still more amused
A# F
by prank phone calls
Gm D#
What the hell is caller ID?
A# F
My friends say I should act
Gm
my age What's my age again?
F
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
Gm F D# F x3
Gm F D# D#
[Chorus 3]
F
And that's about the time
A# F
she walked away from me
Gm D#
Nobody likes you when
A# F
you're twenty-three
Gm D#
And you still act like
A#
you're in Freshman
F Gm
year What the hell
D#
is wrong with me?
A#
My friends say I
F
should act my age
Gm
What's my age again?
[Chorus 4]
F
And that's about the
A#
time she broke up with
F Gm D#
me No one should take
A# F
themselves so seriously
Gm D#
With many years
A#
ahead to fall in
F Gm
line Why would you
D#
wish that on me?
A# F
I never want to act my
Gm
age What's my age again?
F
What's my age again?
[Outro]
A# F Gm D# x3
A# F Gm F D# (hold)