Intro
G# D# A# Cm x4
[Verse 1]
G# D#
I took her out
A# Cm
it was a Friday night
G# D#
I wore cologne
A# Cm
to get the feeling right
G# D#
We started making out
A# Cm
and she took off my pants
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But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus 1]
G#
And that's about the
D#
time she walked away from
A# Cm G#
me Nobody likes you
D# A#
when you're twenty-three
Cm G#
And are still more
D# A#
amused by TV shows
Cm G#
What the hell is ADD?
D#
My friends say I
A#
should act my age
Cm
What's my age again?
A#
What's my age again?
[Post-Chorus]
G# D# A# Cm
[Verse 2]
G# D#
Then later on
A# Cm
on the drive home
G# D#
I called her mom
A# Cm
from a pay phone
G# D#
I said I was the cops
A# Cm
And your husband's in jail
G#
This state looks
D# A#
down on sodomy
[Chorus 2]
G#
And that's about the time
D# A#
that bitch hung up on me
Cm G#
Nobody likes you when
D# A#
you're twenty-three
Cm G#
And are still more amused
D# A#
by prank phone calls
Cm G#
What the hell is caller ID?
D# A#
My friends say I should act
Cm
my age What's my age again?
A#
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
Cm A# G# A# x3
Cm A# G# G#
[Chorus 3]
A#
And that's about the time
D# A#
she walked away from me
Cm G#
Nobody likes you when
D# A#
you're twenty-three
Cm G#
And you still act like
D#
you're in Freshman
A# Cm
year What the hell
G#
is wrong with me?
D#
My friends say I
A#
should act my age
Cm
What's my age again?
[Chorus 4]
A#
And that's about the
D#
time she broke up with
A# Cm G#
me No one should take
D# A#
themselves so seriously
Cm G#
With many years
D#
ahead to fall in
A# Cm
line Why would you
G#
wish that on me?
D# A#
I never want to act my
Cm
age What's my age again?
A#
What's my age again?
[Outro]
D# A# Cm G# x3
D# A# Cm A# G# (hold)