Intro
F C G Am x4
[Verse 1]
F C
I took her out
G Am
it was a Friday night
F C
I wore cologne
G Am
to get the feeling right
F C
We started making out
G Am
and she took off my pants
F C G
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus 1]
F
And that's about the
C
time she walked away from
G Am F
me Nobody likes you
C G
when you're twenty-three
Am F
And are still more
C G
amused by TV shows
Am F
What the hell is ADD?
C
My friends say I
G
should act my age
Am
What's my age again?
G
What's my age again?
[Post-Chorus]
F C G Am
[Verse 2]
F C
Then later on
G Am
on the drive home
F C
I called her mom
G Am
from a pay phone
F C
I said I was the cops
G Am
And your husband's in jail
F
This state looks
C G
down on sodomy
[Chorus 2]
F
And that's about the time
C G
that bitch hung up on me
Am F
Nobody likes you when
C G
you're twenty-three
Am F
And are still more amused
C G
by prank phone calls
Am F
What the hell is caller ID?
C G
My friends say I should act
Am
my age What's my age again?
G
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
Am G F G x3
Am G F F
[Chorus 3]
G
And that's about the time
C G
she walked away from me
Am F
Nobody likes you when
C G
you're twenty-three
Am F
And you still act like
C
you're in Freshman
G Am
year What the hell
F
is wrong with me?
C
My friends say I
G
should act my age
Am
What's my age again?
[Chorus 4]
G
And that's about the
C
time she broke up with
G Am F
me No one should take
C G
themselves so seriously
Am F
With many years
C
ahead to fall in
G Am
line Why would you
F
wish that on me?
C G
I never want to act my
Am
age What's my age again?
G
What's my age again?
[Outro]
C G Am F x3
C G Am G F (hold)