Intro
A# F C Dm x4
[Verse 1]
A# F
I took her out
C Dm
it was a Friday night
A# F
I wore cologne
C Dm
to get the feeling right
A# F
We started making out
C Dm
and she took off my pants
A# F C
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus 1]
A#
And that's about the
F
time she walked away from
C Dm A#
me Nobody likes you
F C
when you're twenty-three
Dm A#
And are still more
F C
amused by TV shows
Dm A#
What the hell is ADD?
F
My friends say I
C
should act my age
Dm
What's my age again?
C
What's my age again?
[Post-Chorus]
A# F C Dm
[Verse 2]
A# F
Then later on
C Dm
on the drive home
A# F
I called her mom
C Dm
from a pay phone
A# F
I said I was the cops
C Dm
And your husband's in jail
A#
This state looks
F C
down on sodomy
[Chorus 2]
A#
And that's about the time
F C
that bitch hung up on me
Dm A#
Nobody likes you when
F C
you're twenty-three
Dm A#
And are still more amused
F C
by prank phone calls
Dm A#
What the hell is caller ID?
F C
My friends say I should act
Dm
my age What's my age again?
C
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
Dm C A# C x3
Dm C A# A#
[Chorus 3]
C
And that's about the time
F C
she walked away from me
Dm A#
Nobody likes you when
F C
you're twenty-three
Dm A#
And you still act like
F
you're in Freshman
C Dm
year What the hell
A#
is wrong with me?
F
My friends say I
C
should act my age
Dm
What's my age again?
[Chorus 4]
C
And that's about the
F
time she broke up with
C Dm A#
me No one should take
F C
themselves so seriously
Dm A#
With many years
F
ahead to fall in
C Dm
line Why would you
A#
wish that on me?
F C
I never want to act my
Dm
age What's my age again?
C
What's my age again?
[Outro]
F C Dm A# x3
F C Dm C A# (hold)