Intro
F# C# G# A#m x4
[Verse 1]
F# C#
I took her out
G# A#m
it was a Friday night
F# C#
I wore cologne
G# A#m
to get the feeling right
F# C#
We started making out
G# A#m
and she took off my pants
F# C# G#
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus 1]
F#
And that's about the
C#
time she walked away from
G# A#m F#
me Nobody likes you
C# G#
when you're twenty-three
A#m F#
And are still more
C# G#
amused by TV shows
A#m F#
What the hell is ADD?
C#
My friends say I
G#
should act my age
A#m
What's my age again?
G#
What's my age again?
[Post-Chorus]
F# C# G# A#m
[Verse 2]
F# C#
Then later on
G# A#m
on the drive home
F# C#
I called her mom
G# A#m
from a pay phone
F# C#
I said I was the cops
G# A#m
And your husband's in jail
F#
This state looks
C# G#
down on sodomy
[Chorus 2]
F#
And that's about the time
C# G#
that bitch hung up on me
A#m F#
Nobody likes you when
C# G#
you're twenty-three
A#m F#
And are still more amused
C# G#
by prank phone calls
A#m F#
What the hell is caller ID?
C# G#
My friends say I should act
A#m
my age What's my age again?
G#
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
A#m G# F# G# x3
A#m G# F# F#
[Chorus 3]
G#
And that's about the time
C# G#
she walked away from me
A#m F#
Nobody likes you when
C# G#
you're twenty-three
A#m F#
And you still act like
C#
you're in Freshman
G# A#m
year What the hell
F#
is wrong with me?
C#
My friends say I
G#
should act my age
A#m
What's my age again?
[Chorus 4]
G#
And that's about the
C#
time she broke up with
G# A#m F#
me No one should take
C# G#
themselves so seriously
A#m F#
With many years
C#
ahead to fall in
G# A#m
line Why would you
F#
wish that on me?
C# G#
I never want to act my
A#m
age What's my age again?
G#
What's my age again?
[Outro]
C# G# A#m F# x3
C# G# A#m G# F# (hold)