Intro
E B F# G#m x4
[Verse 1]
E B
I took her out
F# G#m
it was a Friday night
E B
I wore cologne
F# G#m
to get the feeling right
E B
We started making out
F# G#m
and she took off my pants
E B F#
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus 1]
E
And that's about the
B
time she walked away from
F# G#m E
me Nobody likes you
B F#
when you're twenty-three
G#m E
And are still more
B F#
amused by TV shows
G#m E
What the hell is ADD?
B
My friends say I
F#
should act my age
G#m
What's my age again?
F#
What's my age again?
[Post-Chorus]
E B F# G#m
[Verse 2]
E B
Then later on
F# G#m
on the drive home
E B
I called her mom
F# G#m
from a pay phone
E B
I said I was the cops
F# G#m
And your husband's in jail
E
This state looks
B F#
down on sodomy
[Chorus 2]
E
And that's about the time
B F#
that bitch hung up on me
G#m E
Nobody likes you when
B F#
you're twenty-three
G#m E
And are still more amused
B F#
by prank phone calls
G#m E
What the hell is caller ID?
B F#
My friends say I should act
G#m
my age What's my age again?
F#
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
G#m F# E F# x3
G#m F# E E
[Chorus 3]
F#
And that's about the time
B F#
she walked away from me
G#m E
Nobody likes you when
B F#
you're twenty-three
G#m E
And you still act like
B
you're in Freshman
F# G#m
year What the hell
E
is wrong with me?
B
My friends say I
F#
should act my age
G#m
What's my age again?
[Chorus 4]
F#
And that's about the
B
time she broke up with
F# G#m E
me No one should take
B F#
themselves so seriously
G#m E
With many years
B
ahead to fall in
F# G#m
line Why would you
E
wish that on me?
B F#
I never want to act my
G#m
age What's my age again?
F#
What's my age again?
[Outro]
B F# G#m E x3
B F# G#m F# E (hold)