Intro
G D A Bm x4
[Verse 1]
G D
I took her out
A Bm
it was a Friday night
G D
I wore cologne
A Bm
to get the feeling right
G D
We started making out
A Bm
and she took off my pants
G D A
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus 1]
G
And that's about the
D
time she walked away from
A Bm G
me Nobody likes you
D A
when you're twenty-three
Bm G
And are still more
D A
amused by TV shows
Bm G
What the hell is ADD?
D
My friends say I
A
should act my age
Bm
What's my age again?
A
What's my age again?
[Post-Chorus]
G D A Bm
[Verse 2]
G D
Then later on
A Bm
on the drive home
G D
I called her mom
A Bm
from a pay phone
G D
I said I was the cops
A Bm
And your husband's in jail
G
This state looks
D A
down on sodomy
[Chorus 2]
G
And that's about the time
D A
that bitch hung up on me
Bm G
Nobody likes you when
D A
you're twenty-three
Bm G
And are still more amused
D A
by prank phone calls
Bm G
What the hell is caller ID?
D A
My friends say I should act
Bm
my age What's my age again?
A
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
Bm A G A x3
Bm A G G
[Chorus 3]
A
And that's about the time
D A
she walked away from me
Bm G
Nobody likes you when
D A
you're twenty-three
Bm G
And you still act like
D
you're in Freshman
A Bm
year What the hell
G
is wrong with me?
D
My friends say I
A
should act my age
Bm
What's my age again?
[Chorus 4]
A
And that's about the
D
time she broke up with
A Bm G
me No one should take
D A
themselves so seriously
Bm G
With many years
D
ahead to fall in
A Bm
line Why would you
G
wish that on me?
D A
I never want to act my
Bm
age What's my age again?
A
What's my age again?
[Outro]
D A Bm G x3
D A Bm A G (hold)