Intro
C# G# D# Fm x4
[Verse 1]
C# G#
I took her out
D# Fm
it was a Friday night
C# G#
I wore cologne
D# Fm
to get the feeling right
C# G#
We started making out
D# Fm
and she took off my pants
C# G# D#
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus 1]
C#
And that's about the
G#
time she walked away from
D# Fm C#
me Nobody likes you
G# D#
when you're twenty-three
Fm C#
And are still more
G# D#
amused by TV shows
Fm C#
What the hell is ADD?
G#
My friends say I
D#
should act my age
Fm
What's my age again?
D#
What's my age again?
[Post-Chorus]
C# G# D# Fm
[Verse 2]
C# G#
Then later on
D# Fm
on the drive home
C# G#
I called her mom
D# Fm
from a pay phone
C# G#
I said I was the cops
D# Fm
And your husband's in jail
C#
This state looks
G# D#
down on sodomy
[Chorus 2]
C#
And that's about the time
G# D#
that bitch hung up on me
Fm C#
Nobody likes you when
G# D#
you're twenty-three
Fm C#
And are still more amused
G# D#
by prank phone calls
Fm C#
What the hell is caller ID?
G# D#
My friends say I should act
Fm
my age What's my age again?
D#
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
Fm D# C# D# x3
Fm D# C# C#
[Chorus 3]
D#
And that's about the time
G# D#
she walked away from me
Fm C#
Nobody likes you when
G# D#
you're twenty-three
Fm C#
And you still act like
G#
you're in Freshman
D# Fm
year What the hell
C#
is wrong with me?
G#
My friends say I
D#
should act my age
Fm
What's my age again?
[Chorus 4]
D#
And that's about the
G#
time she broke up with
D# Fm C#
me No one should take
G# D#
themselves so seriously
Fm C#
With many years
G#
ahead to fall in
D# Fm
line Why would you
C#
wish that on me?
G# D#
I never want to act my
Fm
age What's my age again?
D#
What's my age again?
[Outro]
G# D# Fm C# x3
G# D# Fm D# C# (hold)