Intro
C G D Em x4
[Verse 1]
C G
I took her out
D Em
it was a Friday night
C G
I wore cologne
D Em
to get the feeling right
C G
We started making out
D Em
and she took off my pants
C G D
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus 1]
C
And that's about the
G
time she walked away from
D Em C
me Nobody likes you
G D
when you're twenty-three
Em C
And are still more
G D
amused by TV shows
Em C
What the hell is ADD?
G
My friends say I
D
should act my age
Em
What's my age again?
D
What's my age again?
[Post-Chorus]
C G D Em
[Verse 2]
C G
Then later on
D Em
on the drive home
C G
I called her mom
D Em
from a pay phone
C G
I said I was the cops
D Em
And your husband's in jail
C
This state looks
G D
down on sodomy
[Chorus 2]
C
And that's about the time
G D
that bitch hung up on me
Em C
Nobody likes you when
G D
you're twenty-three
Em C
And are still more amused
G D
by prank phone calls
Em C
What the hell is caller ID?
G D
My friends say I should act
Em
my age What's my age again?
D
What's my age again?
[Interlude]
Em D C D x3
Em D C C
[Chorus 3]
D
And that's about the time
G D
she walked away from me
Em C
Nobody likes you when
G D
you're twenty-three
Em C
And you still act like
G
you're in Freshman
D Em
year What the hell
C
is wrong with me?
G
My friends say I
D
should act my age
Em
What's my age again?
[Chorus 4]
D
And that's about the
G
time she broke up with
D Em C
me No one should take
G D
themselves so seriously
Em C
With many years
G
ahead to fall in
D Em
line Why would you
C
wish that on me?
G D
I never want to act my
Em
age What's my age again?
D
What's my age again?
[Outro]
G D Em C x3
G D Em D C (hold)