Verse
B G#m
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
B G#m
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
E F#
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
B F#
WAAA.
B
Who made the cut?
E F#
The nerd, the prude,
G#m E
the never-was, the always-nude,
F# D#
The ones who’d never utter
G#m
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
E
Wallelujah,
G#m
Wallelujah…
E
Assist Trophy
B F# B
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
B G#m
But baby, I’ve been here before.
B G#m
You opted for the pterosaur,
E F#
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
B F#
said “BOOYAH!”
B E F#
I said “An Echo would be fine”
G#m E
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
F# D#
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
G#m
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
E
Wallelujah,
G#m
Wallelujah…
E
Wallelujah,
B F# B
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
B G#m
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
B G#m
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
E F#
But even so, who the heck asked for
B F#
Pichu!? WAAA.
B E F#
Why won’t you let me make my case to
G#m E
Punch some mascots in the face?
F# D#
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
G#m
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
E
Wallelujah,
G#m
Wallelujah
E
Wallelujah.
B F# B
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”