Verse
A F#m
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
A F#m
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
D E
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
A E
WAAA.
A
Who made the cut?
D E
The nerd, the prude,
F#m D
the never-was, the always-nude,
E C#
The ones who’d never utter
F#m
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
D
Wallelujah,
F#m
Wallelujah…
D
Assist Trophy
A E A
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
A F#m
But baby, I’ve been here before.
A F#m
You opted for the pterosaur,
D E
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
A E
said “BOOYAH!”
A D E
I said “An Echo would be fine”
F#m D
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
E C#
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
F#m
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
D
Wallelujah,
F#m
Wallelujah…
D
Wallelujah,
A E A
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
A F#m
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
A F#m
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
D E
But even so, who the heck asked for
A E
Pichu!? WAAA.
A D E
Why won’t you let me make my case to
F#m D
Punch some mascots in the face?
E C#
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
F#m
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
D
Wallelujah,
F#m
Wallelujah
D
Wallelujah.
A E A
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”