Verse
F# D#m
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
F# D#m
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
B C#
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
F# C#
WAAA.
F#
Who made the cut?
B C#
The nerd, the prude,
D#m B
the never-was, the always-nude,
C# A#
The ones who’d never utter
D#m
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
B
Wallelujah,
D#m
Wallelujah…
B
Assist Trophy
F# C# F#
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
F# D#m
But baby, I’ve been here before.
F# D#m
You opted for the pterosaur,
B C#
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
F# C#
said “BOOYAH!”
F# B C#
I said “An Echo would be fine”
D#m B
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
C# A#
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
D#m
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
B
Wallelujah,
D#m
Wallelujah…
B
Wallelujah,
F# C# F#
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
F# D#m
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
F# D#m
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
B C#
But even so, who the heck asked for
F# C#
Pichu!? WAAA.
F# B C#
Why won’t you let me make my case to
D#m B
Punch some mascots in the face?
C# A#
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
D#m
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
B
Wallelujah,
D#m
Wallelujah
B
Wallelujah.
F# C# F#
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”