Verse
D Bm
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
D Bm
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
G A
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
D A
WAAA.
D
Who made the cut?
G A
The nerd, the prude,
Bm G
the never-was, the always-nude,
A F#
The ones who’d never utter
Bm
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
G
Wallelujah,
Bm
Wallelujah…
G
Assist Trophy
D A D
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
D Bm
But baby, I’ve been here before.
D Bm
You opted for the pterosaur,
G A
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
D A
said “BOOYAH!”
D G A
I said “An Echo would be fine”
Bm G
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
A F#
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
Bm
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
G
Wallelujah,
Bm
Wallelujah…
G
Wallelujah,
D A D
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
D Bm
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
D Bm
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
G A
But even so, who the heck asked for
D A
Pichu!? WAAA.
D G A
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Bm G
Punch some mascots in the face?
A F#
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
Bm
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
G
Wallelujah,
Bm
Wallelujah
G
Wallelujah.
D A D
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”