Verse
F Dm
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
F Dm
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
A# C
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
F C
WAAA.
F
Who made the cut?
A# C
The nerd, the prude,
Dm A#
the never-was, the always-nude,
C A
The ones who’d never utter
Dm
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
A#
Wallelujah,
Dm
Wallelujah…
A#
Assist Trophy
F C F
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
F Dm
But baby, I’ve been here before.
F Dm
You opted for the pterosaur,
A# C
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
F C
said “BOOYAH!”
F A# C
I said “An Echo would be fine”
Dm A#
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
C A
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
Dm
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
A#
Wallelujah,
Dm
Wallelujah…
A#
Wallelujah,
F C F
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
F Dm
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
F Dm
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
A# C
But even so, who the heck asked for
F C
Pichu!? WAAA.
F A# C
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Dm A#
Punch some mascots in the face?
C A
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
Dm
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
A#
Wallelujah,
Dm
Wallelujah
A#
Wallelujah.
F C F
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”