Verse
E C#m
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
E C#m
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
A B
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
E B
WAAA.
E
Who made the cut?
A B
The nerd, the prude,
C#m A
the never-was, the always-nude,
B G#
The ones who’d never utter
C#m
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
A
Wallelujah,
C#m
Wallelujah…
A
Assist Trophy
E B E
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
E C#m
But baby, I’ve been here before.
E C#m
You opted for the pterosaur,
A B
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
E B
said “BOOYAH!”
E A B
I said “An Echo would be fine”
C#m A
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
B G#
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
C#m
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
A
Wallelujah,
C#m
Wallelujah…
A
Wallelujah,
E B E
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
E C#m
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
E C#m
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
A B
But even so, who the heck asked for
E B
Pichu!? WAAA.
E A B
Why won’t you let me make my case to
C#m A
Punch some mascots in the face?
B G#
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
C#m
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
A
Wallelujah,
C#m
Wallelujah
A
Wallelujah.
E B E
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”