Verse
C# A#m
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
C# A#m
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
F# G#
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
C# G#
WAAA.
C#
Who made the cut?
F# G#
The nerd, the prude,
A#m F#
the never-was, the always-nude,
G# F
The ones who’d never utter
A#m
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
F#
Wallelujah,
A#m
Wallelujah…
F#
Assist Trophy
C# G# C#
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
C# A#m
But baby, I’ve been here before.
C# A#m
You opted for the pterosaur,
F# G#
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
C# G#
said “BOOYAH!”
C# F# G#
I said “An Echo would be fine”
A#m F#
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
G# F
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
A#m
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
F#
Wallelujah,
A#m
Wallelujah…
F#
Wallelujah,
C# G# C#
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
C# A#m
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
C# A#m
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
F# G#
But even so, who the heck asked for
C# G#
Pichu!? WAAA.
C# F# G#
Why won’t you let me make my case to
A#m F#
Punch some mascots in the face?
G# F
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
A#m
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
F#
Wallelujah,
A#m
Wallelujah
F#
Wallelujah.
C# G# C#
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”