Verse
G# Fm
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
G# Fm
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
C# D#
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
G# D#
WAAA.
G#
Who made the cut?
C# D#
The nerd, the prude,
Fm C#
the never-was, the always-nude,
D# C
The ones who’d never utter
Fm
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
C#
Wallelujah,
Fm
Wallelujah…
C#
Assist Trophy
G# D# G#
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
G# Fm
But baby, I’ve been here before.
G# Fm
You opted for the pterosaur,
C# D#
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
G# D#
said “BOOYAH!”
G# C# D#
I said “An Echo would be fine”
Fm C#
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
D# C
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
Fm
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
C#
Wallelujah,
Fm
Wallelujah…
C#
Wallelujah,
G# D# G#
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
G# Fm
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
G# Fm
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
C# D#
But even so, who the heck asked for
G# D#
Pichu!? WAAA.
G# C# D#
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Fm C#
Punch some mascots in the face?
D# C
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
Fm
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
C#
Wallelujah,
Fm
Wallelujah
C#
Wallelujah.
G# D# G#
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”