Verse
C Am
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
C Am
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
F G
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
C G
WAAA.
C
Who made the cut?
F G
The nerd, the prude,
Am F
the never-was, the always-nude,
G E
The ones who’d never utter
Am
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
F
Wallelujah,
Am
Wallelujah…
F
Assist Trophy
C G C
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
C Am
But baby, I’ve been here before.
C Am
You opted for the pterosaur,
F G
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
C G
said “BOOYAH!”
C F G
I said “An Echo would be fine”
Am F
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
G E
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
Am
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
F
Wallelujah,
Am
Wallelujah…
F
Wallelujah,
C G C
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
C Am
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
C Am
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
F G
But even so, who the heck asked for
C G
Pichu!? WAAA.
C F G
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Am F
Punch some mascots in the face?
G E
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
Am
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
F
Wallelujah,
Am
Wallelujah
F
Wallelujah.
C G C
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”