Intro
G#m E
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
B F#
No handlebars, no handlebars
G#m E
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
B F#
No handlebars, no handlebars
[Verse 1]
G#m
Look at me, look at me
E
Hands in the air like it's good to be
B
Alive, and I'm a famous rapper
F#
Even when the paths are all crooked-y
G#m
I can show you how to dos-si-do
E
I can show you how to scratch a record
B
I can take apart the remote control
F#
And I can almost put it back together
G#m
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
E
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
B
I know all the words to "De Colores"
F#
And I'm proud to be an American
G#m
Me and my friends saw a platypus
E
Me and my friend made a comic book
B
And guess how long it took?
F#
I can do anything that I want, cause look
[Chorus 1]
G#m E
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
B F#
No metronome, no metronome
G#m E
And I can see your face on the telephone
B F#
On the telephone, on the telephone
[Verse 2]
G#m
Look at me, look at me
E
Just called to say that it's good to be
B
Alive, in such a small world
F#
I'm all curled up with a book to read
G#m
I can make money, open up a thrift store
E
I can make a living off a magazine
B F#
I can design an engine 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline
G#m
I can make new antibiotics
E
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
B
I know how to run the business
F#
And I can make YOU wanna buy a product
G#m
Movers, shakers, and producers
E
Me and my friends understand the future
B
I see the strings that control the systems
F#
I can do anything with no assistance, cause
[Chorus 2]
G#m E
I can lead a nation with a microphone
B F#
With a microphone, with a microphone
G#m E
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
B F#
Of a molecule, of a molecule
[Trumpet Solo]
[Verse 3]
G#m E
Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop
B F#
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
G#m E
My reach is global, my tower secure
B F#
My cause is noble, my power is pure
G#m
I can hand out a million vaccinations
E
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
B
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
F#
Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
G#m
I can make anybody go to prison
E
Just because I don't like 'em
B
And I can do anything with no permission
F#
I have it all under my command because
[Chorus 3]
G#m E
I can guide a missile by satellite
B F#
By satellite, by satellite
G#m E
And I can hit a target through a telescope
B F#
Through a telescope, through a telescope
G#m E
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
B F#
In a holocaust, in a holocaust
G#m E F#
In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocaust
[Intro]
G#m E
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
B F#
No handlebars, no handlebars