Intro
Fm C#
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
G# D#
No handlebars, no handlebars
Fm C#
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
G# D#
No handlebars, no handlebars
[Verse 1]
Fm
Look at me, look at me
C#
Hands in the air like it's good to be
G#
Alive, and I'm a famous rapper
D#
Even when the paths are all crooked-y
Fm
I can show you how to dos-si-do
C#
I can show you how to scratch a record
G#
I can take apart the remote control
D#
And I can almost put it back together
Fm
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
C#
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
G#
I know all the words to "De Colores"
D#
And I'm proud to be an American
Fm
Me and my friends saw a platypus
C#
Me and my friend made a comic book
G#
And guess how long it took?
D#
I can do anything that I want, cause look
[Chorus 1]
Fm C#
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
G# D#
No metronome, no metronome
Fm C#
And I can see your face on the telephone
G# D#
On the telephone, on the telephone
[Verse 2]
Fm
Look at me, look at me
C#
Just called to say that it's good to be
G#
Alive, in such a small world
D#
I'm all curled up with a book to read
Fm
I can make money, open up a thrift store
C#
I can make a living off a magazine
G# D#
I can design an engine 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline
Fm
I can make new antibiotics
C#
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
G#
I know how to run the business
D#
And I can make YOU wanna buy a product
Fm
Movers, shakers, and producers
C#
Me and my friends understand the future
G#
I see the strings that control the systems
D#
I can do anything with no assistance, cause
[Chorus 2]
Fm C#
I can lead a nation with a microphone
G# D#
With a microphone, with a microphone
Fm C#
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
G# D#
Of a molecule, of a molecule
[Trumpet Solo]
[Verse 3]
Fm C#
Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop
G# D#
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
Fm C#
My reach is global, my tower secure
G# D#
My cause is noble, my power is pure
Fm
I can hand out a million vaccinations
C#
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
G#
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
D#
Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
Fm
I can make anybody go to prison
C#
Just because I don't like 'em
G#
And I can do anything with no permission
D#
I have it all under my command because
[Chorus 3]
Fm C#
I can guide a missile by satellite
G# D#
By satellite, by satellite
Fm C#
And I can hit a target through a telescope
G# D#
Through a telescope, through a telescope
Fm C#
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
G# D#
In a holocaust, in a holocaust
Fm C# D#
In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocaust
[Intro]
Fm C#
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
G# D#
No handlebars, no handlebars