Intro
F#m D
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
A E
No handlebars, no handlebars
F#m D
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
A E
No handlebars, no handlebars
[Verse 1]
F#m
Look at me, look at me
D
Hands in the air like it's good to be
A
Alive, and I'm a famous rapper
E
Even when the paths are all crooked-y
F#m
I can show you how to dos-si-do
D
I can show you how to scratch a record
A
I can take apart the remote control
E
And I can almost put it back together
F#m
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
D
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
A
I know all the words to "De Colores"
E
And I'm proud to be an American
F#m
Me and my friends saw a platypus
D
Me and my friend made a comic book
A
And guess how long it took?
E
I can do anything that I want, cause look
[Chorus 1]
F#m D
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
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No metronome, no metronome
F#m D
And I can see your face on the telephone
A E
On the telephone, on the telephone
[Verse 2]
F#m
Look at me, look at me
D
Just called to say that it's good to be
A
Alive, in such a small world
E
I'm all curled up with a book to read
F#m
I can make money, open up a thrift store
D
I can make a living off a magazine
A E
I can design an engine 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline
F#m
I can make new antibiotics
D
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
A
I know how to run the business
E
And I can make YOU wanna buy a product
F#m
Movers, shakers, and producers
D
Me and my friends understand the future
A
I see the strings that control the systems
E
I can do anything with no assistance, cause
[Chorus 2]
F#m D
I can lead a nation with a microphone
A E
With a microphone, with a microphone
F#m D
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
A E
Of a molecule, of a molecule
[Trumpet Solo]
[Verse 3]
F#m D
Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop
A E
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
F#m D
My reach is global, my tower secure
A E
My cause is noble, my power is pure
F#m
I can hand out a million vaccinations
D
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
A
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
E
Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
F#m
I can make anybody go to prison
D
Just because I don't like 'em
A
And I can do anything with no permission
E
I have it all under my command because
[Chorus 3]
F#m D
I can guide a missile by satellite
A E
By satellite, by satellite
F#m D
And I can hit a target through a telescope
A E
Through a telescope, through a telescope
F#m D
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
A E
In a holocaust, in a holocaust
F#m D E
In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocaust
[Intro]
F#m D
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
A E
No handlebars, no handlebars