Intro
Bm G
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
D A
No handlebars, no handlebars
Bm G
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
D A
No handlebars, no handlebars
[Verse 1]
Bm
Look at me, look at me
G
Hands in the air like it's good to be
D
Alive, and I'm a famous rapper
A
Even when the paths are all crooked-y
Bm
I can show you how to dos-si-do
G
I can show you how to scratch a record
D
I can take apart the remote control
A
And I can almost put it back together
Bm
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
G
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
D
I know all the words to "De Colores"
A
And I'm proud to be an American
Bm
Me and my friends saw a platypus
G
Me and my friend made a comic book
D
And guess how long it took?
A
I can do anything that I want, cause look
[Chorus 1]
Bm G
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
D A
No metronome, no metronome
Bm G
And I can see your face on the telephone
D A
On the telephone, on the telephone
[Verse 2]
Bm
Look at me, look at me
G
Just called to say that it's good to be
D
Alive, in such a small world
A
I'm all curled up with a book to read
Bm
I can make money, open up a thrift store
G
I can make a living off a magazine
D A
I can design an engine 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline
Bm
I can make new antibiotics
G
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
D
I know how to run the business
A
And I can make YOU wanna buy a product
Bm
Movers, shakers, and producers
G
Me and my friends understand the future
D
I see the strings that control the systems
A
I can do anything with no assistance, cause
[Chorus 2]
Bm G
I can lead a nation with a microphone
D A
With a microphone, with a microphone
Bm G
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
D A
Of a molecule, of a molecule
[Trumpet Solo]
[Verse 3]
Bm G
Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop
D A
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
Bm G
My reach is global, my tower secure
D A
My cause is noble, my power is pure
Bm
I can hand out a million vaccinations
G
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
D
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
A
Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
Bm
I can make anybody go to prison
G
Just because I don't like 'em
D
And I can do anything with no permission
A
I have it all under my command because
[Chorus 3]
Bm G
I can guide a missile by satellite
D A
By satellite, by satellite
Bm G
And I can hit a target through a telescope
D A
Through a telescope, through a telescope
Bm G
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
D A
In a holocaust, in a holocaust
Bm G A
In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocaust
[Intro]
Bm G
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
D A
No handlebars, no handlebars