Intro
Dm A#
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F C
No handlebars, no handlebars
Dm A#
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F C
No handlebars, no handlebars
[Verse 1]
Dm
Look at me, look at me
A#
Hands in the air like it's good to be
F
Alive, and I'm a famous rapper
C
Even when the paths are all crooked-y
Dm
I can show you how to dos-si-do
A#
I can show you how to scratch a record
F
I can take apart the remote control
C
And I can almost put it back together
Dm
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
A#
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
F
I know all the words to "De Colores"
C
And I'm proud to be an American
Dm
Me and my friends saw a platypus
A#
Me and my friend made a comic book
F
And guess how long it took?
C
I can do anything that I want, cause look
[Chorus 1]
Dm A#
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
F C
No metronome, no metronome
Dm A#
And I can see your face on the telephone
F C
On the telephone, on the telephone
[Verse 2]
Dm
Look at me, look at me
A#
Just called to say that it's good to be
F
Alive, in such a small world
C
I'm all curled up with a book to read
Dm
I can make money, open up a thrift store
A#
I can make a living off a magazine
F C
I can design an engine 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline
Dm
I can make new antibiotics
A#
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
F
I know how to run the business
C
And I can make YOU wanna buy a product
Dm
Movers, shakers, and producers
A#
Me and my friends understand the future
F
I see the strings that control the systems
C
I can do anything with no assistance, cause
[Chorus 2]
Dm A#
I can lead a nation with a microphone
F C
With a microphone, with a microphone
Dm A#
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
F C
Of a molecule, of a molecule
[Trumpet Solo]
[Verse 3]
Dm A#
Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop
F C
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
Dm A#
My reach is global, my tower secure
F C
My cause is noble, my power is pure
Dm
I can hand out a million vaccinations
A#
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
F
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
C
Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
Dm
I can make anybody go to prison
A#
Just because I don't like 'em
F
And I can do anything with no permission
C
I have it all under my command because
[Chorus 3]
Dm A#
I can guide a missile by satellite
F C
By satellite, by satellite
Dm A#
And I can hit a target through a telescope
F C
Through a telescope, through a telescope
Dm A#
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
F C
In a holocaust, in a holocaust
Dm A# C
In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocaust
[Intro]
Dm A#
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F C
No handlebars, no handlebars