Intro
A#m F#
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
C# G#
No handlebars, no handlebars
A#m F#
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
C# G#
No handlebars, no handlebars
[Verse 1]
A#m
Look at me, look at me
F#
Hands in the air like it's good to be
C#
Alive, and I'm a famous rapper
G#
Even when the paths are all crooked-y
A#m
I can show you how to dos-si-do
F#
I can show you how to scratch a record
C#
I can take apart the remote control
G#
And I can almost put it back together
A#m
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
F#
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
C#
I know all the words to "De Colores"
G#
And I'm proud to be an American
A#m
Me and my friends saw a platypus
F#
Me and my friend made a comic book
C#
And guess how long it took?
G#
I can do anything that I want, cause look
[Chorus 1]
A#m F#
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
C# G#
No metronome, no metronome
A#m F#
And I can see your face on the telephone
C# G#
On the telephone, on the telephone
[Verse 2]
A#m
Look at me, look at me
F#
Just called to say that it's good to be
C#
Alive, in such a small world
G#
I'm all curled up with a book to read
A#m
I can make money, open up a thrift store
F#
I can make a living off a magazine
C# G#
I can design an engine 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline
A#m
I can make new antibiotics
F#
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
C#
I know how to run the business
G#
And I can make YOU wanna buy a product
A#m
Movers, shakers, and producers
F#
Me and my friends understand the future
C#
I see the strings that control the systems
G#
I can do anything with no assistance, cause
[Chorus 2]
A#m F#
I can lead a nation with a microphone
C# G#
With a microphone, with a microphone
A#m F#
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
C# G#
Of a molecule, of a molecule
[Trumpet Solo]
[Verse 3]
A#m F#
Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop
C# G#
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
A#m F#
My reach is global, my tower secure
C# G#
My cause is noble, my power is pure
A#m
I can hand out a million vaccinations
F#
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
C#
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
G#
Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
A#m
I can make anybody go to prison
F#
Just because I don't like 'em
C#
And I can do anything with no permission
G#
I have it all under my command because
[Chorus 3]
A#m F#
I can guide a missile by satellite
C# G#
By satellite, by satellite
A#m F#
And I can hit a target through a telescope
C# G#
Through a telescope, through a telescope
A#m F#
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
C# G#
In a holocaust, in a holocaust
A#m F# G#
In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocaust
[Intro]
A#m F#
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
C# G#
No handlebars, no handlebars