Intro
C#m A
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
E B
No handlebars, no handlebars
C#m A
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
E B
No handlebars, no handlebars
[Verse 1]
C#m
Look at me, look at me
A
Hands in the air like it's good to be
E
Alive, and I'm a famous rapper
B
Even when the paths are all crooked-y
C#m
I can show you how to dos-si-do
A
I can show you how to scratch a record
E
I can take apart the remote control
B
And I can almost put it back together
C#m
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
A
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
E
I know all the words to "De Colores"
B
And I'm proud to be an American
C#m
Me and my friends saw a platypus
A
Me and my friend made a comic book
E
And guess how long it took?
B
I can do anything that I want, cause look
[Chorus 1]
C#m A
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
E B
No metronome, no metronome
C#m A
And I can see your face on the telephone
E B
On the telephone, on the telephone
[Verse 2]
C#m
Look at me, look at me
A
Just called to say that it's good to be
E
Alive, in such a small world
B
I'm all curled up with a book to read
C#m
I can make money, open up a thrift store
A
I can make a living off a magazine
E B
I can design an engine 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline
C#m
I can make new antibiotics
A
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
E
I know how to run the business
B
And I can make YOU wanna buy a product
C#m
Movers, shakers, and producers
A
Me and my friends understand the future
E
I see the strings that control the systems
B
I can do anything with no assistance, cause
[Chorus 2]
C#m A
I can lead a nation with a microphone
E B
With a microphone, with a microphone
C#m A
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
E B
Of a molecule, of a molecule
[Trumpet Solo]
[Verse 3]
C#m A
Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop
E B
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
C#m A
My reach is global, my tower secure
E B
My cause is noble, my power is pure
C#m
I can hand out a million vaccinations
A
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
E
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
B
Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
C#m
I can make anybody go to prison
A
Just because I don't like 'em
E
And I can do anything with no permission
B
I have it all under my command because
[Chorus 3]
C#m A
I can guide a missile by satellite
E B
By satellite, by satellite
C#m A
And I can hit a target through a telescope
E B
Through a telescope, through a telescope
C#m A
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
E B
In a holocaust, in a holocaust
C#m A B
In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocaust
[Intro]
C#m A
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
E B
No handlebars, no handlebars