Intro
D#m B
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F# C#
No handlebars, no handlebars
D#m B
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F# C#
No handlebars, no handlebars
[Verse 1]
D#m
Look at me, look at me
B
Hands in the air like it's good to be
F#
Alive, and I'm a famous rapper
C#
Even when the paths are all crooked-y
D#m
I can show you how to dos-si-do
B
I can show you how to scratch a record
F#
I can take apart the remote control
C#
And I can almost put it back together
D#m
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
B
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
F#
I know all the words to "De Colores"
C#
And I'm proud to be an American
D#m
Me and my friends saw a platypus
B
Me and my friend made a comic book
F#
And guess how long it took?
C#
I can do anything that I want, cause look
[Chorus 1]
D#m B
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
F# C#
No metronome, no metronome
D#m B
And I can see your face on the telephone
F# C#
On the telephone, on the telephone
[Verse 2]
D#m
Look at me, look at me
B
Just called to say that it's good to be
F#
Alive, in such a small world
C#
I'm all curled up with a book to read
D#m
I can make money, open up a thrift store
B
I can make a living off a magazine
F# C#
I can design an engine 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline
D#m
I can make new antibiotics
B
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
F#
I know how to run the business
C#
And I can make YOU wanna buy a product
D#m
Movers, shakers, and producers
B
Me and my friends understand the future
F#
I see the strings that control the systems
C#
I can do anything with no assistance, cause
[Chorus 2]
D#m B
I can lead a nation with a microphone
F# C#
With a microphone, with a microphone
D#m B
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
F# C#
Of a molecule, of a molecule
[Trumpet Solo]
[Verse 3]
D#m B
Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop
F# C#
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
D#m B
My reach is global, my tower secure
F# C#
My cause is noble, my power is pure
D#m
I can hand out a million vaccinations
B
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
F#
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
C#
Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
D#m
I can make anybody go to prison
B
Just because I don't like 'em
F#
And I can do anything with no permission
C#
I have it all under my command because
[Chorus 3]
D#m B
I can guide a missile by satellite
F# C#
By satellite, by satellite
D#m B
And I can hit a target through a telescope
F# C#
Through a telescope, through a telescope
D#m B
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
F# C#
In a holocaust, in a holocaust
D#m B C#
In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocaust
[Intro]
D#m B
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F# C#
No handlebars, no handlebars