Verse
E B E B
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
E B
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
E
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
B E
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
B E
But when murdering females
B E B
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
E
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
B E
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
B
Be all up under her fingernails
E B
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
E B
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
E B
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
E B
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
E B
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
E
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
B E
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
B
Chop her up, put her body parts
E B
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[Chorus]
E B
But hey man, I was framed
E
I know what this looks like, officers
B
Please just give me one minute
E B
I think I can explain
E
I ain't murdered nobody
B
I know these words are so nutty
E B
But I'm just here to entertain
B
How come your shirt is so bloody?
E B
There's a missing person, so what? He's
E B
Got nothin' to do with me
E B
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 2]
E B
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
E B
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
E B
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
E B
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
E B
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
E B
Second murder with no recollection of it
E B
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
E B
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
E B
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
E B
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
E
'Cause the disassembled body
B
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
E B
I'm wanted for questioning
E B
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[Chorus]
E B
But hey man, I was framed
E
I know what this looks like, officers
B
Please just give me one minute
E B
I think I can explain
E
I ain't murdered nobody
B
I know these words are so nutty
E B
But I'm just here to entertain
B
How come your shirt is so bloody?
E B
There's a missing person, so what? He's
E B
Got nothin' to do with me
E B
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 3]
E B
Still on the loose, they
E B
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
E B
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
E B
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
E B
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
E
Just escaped from the state pen
B
For eight women who hate men
E
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
B
When I break in your basement
E B
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
E B
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
E B
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
E B
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
E B
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
E B
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
E B
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
E B
In a verse and be charged with first degree
E B
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
E B
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
B
No, officer, you see ...
[Chorus]
E B
But hey man, I was framed
E
I know what this looks like, officers
B
Please just give me one minute
E B
I think I can explain
E
I ain't murdered nobody
B
I know these words are so nutty
E B
But I'm just here to entertain
B
How come your shirt is so bloody?
E B
There's a missing person, so what? He's
E B
Got nothin' to do with me
E B E
I'm almost certain I was framed
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