Verse
C# G# C# G#
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
C# G#
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
C#
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
G# C#
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
G# C#
But when murdering females
G# C# G#
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
C#
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
G# C#
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
G#
Be all up under her fingernails
C# G#
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
C# G#
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
C# G#
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
C# G#
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
C# G#
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
C#
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
G# C#
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
G#
Chop her up, put her body parts
C# G#
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[Chorus]
C# G#
But hey man, I was framed
C#
I know what this looks like, officers
G#
Please just give me one minute
C# G#
I think I can explain
C#
I ain't murdered nobody
G#
I know these words are so nutty
C# G#
But I'm just here to entertain
G#
How come your shirt is so bloody?
C# G#
There's a missing person, so what? He's
C# G#
Got nothin' to do with me
C# G#
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 2]
C# G#
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
C# G#
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
C# G#
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
C# G#
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
C# G#
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
C# G#
Second murder with no recollection of it
C# G#
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
C# G#
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
C# G#
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
C# G#
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
C#
'Cause the disassembled body
G#
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
C# G#
I'm wanted for questioning
C# G#
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[Chorus]
C# G#
But hey man, I was framed
C#
I know what this looks like, officers
G#
Please just give me one minute
C# G#
I think I can explain
C#
I ain't murdered nobody
G#
I know these words are so nutty
C# G#
But I'm just here to entertain
G#
How come your shirt is so bloody?
C# G#
There's a missing person, so what? He's
C# G#
Got nothin' to do with me
C# G#
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 3]
C# G#
Still on the loose, they
C# G#
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
C# G#
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
C# G#
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
C# G#
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
C#
Just escaped from the state pen
G#
For eight women who hate men
C#
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
G#
When I break in your basement
C# G#
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
C# G#
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
C# G#
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
C# G#
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
C# G#
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
C# G#
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
C# G#
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
C# G#
In a verse and be charged with first degree
C# G#
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
C# G#
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
G#
No, officer, you see ...
[Chorus]
C# G#
But hey man, I was framed
C#
I know what this looks like, officers
G#
Please just give me one minute
C# G#
I think I can explain
C#
I ain't murdered nobody
G#
I know these words are so nutty
C# G#
But I'm just here to entertain
G#
How come your shirt is so bloody?
C# G#
There's a missing person, so what? He's
C# G#
Got nothin' to do with me
C# G# C#
I'm almost certain I was framed
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