Verse
G D G D
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
G D
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
G
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
D G
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
D G
But when murdering females
D G D
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
G
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
D G
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
D
Be all up under her fingernails
G D
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
G D
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
G D
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
G D
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
G D
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
G
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
D G
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
D
Chop her up, put her body parts
G D
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[Chorus]
G D
But hey man, I was framed
G
I know what this looks like, officers
D
Please just give me one minute
G D
I think I can explain
G
I ain't murdered nobody
D
I know these words are so nutty
G D
But I'm just here to entertain
D
How come your shirt is so bloody?
G D
There's a missing person, so what? He's
G D
Got nothin' to do with me
G D
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 2]
G D
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
G D
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
G D
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
G D
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
G D
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
G D
Second murder with no recollection of it
G D
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
G D
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
G D
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
G D
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
G
'Cause the disassembled body
D
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
G D
I'm wanted for questioning
G D
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[Chorus]
G D
But hey man, I was framed
G
I know what this looks like, officers
D
Please just give me one minute
G D
I think I can explain
G
I ain't murdered nobody
D
I know these words are so nutty
G D
But I'm just here to entertain
D
How come your shirt is so bloody?
G D
There's a missing person, so what? He's
G D
Got nothin' to do with me
G D
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 3]
G D
Still on the loose, they
G D
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
G D
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
G D
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
G D
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
G
Just escaped from the state pen
D
For eight women who hate men
G
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
D
When I break in your basement
G D
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
G D
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
G D
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
G D
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
G D
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
G D
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
G D
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
G D
In a verse and be charged with first degree
G D
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
G D
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
D
No, officer, you see ...
[Chorus]
G D
But hey man, I was framed
G
I know what this looks like, officers
D
Please just give me one minute
G D
I think I can explain
G
I ain't murdered nobody
D
I know these words are so nutty
G D
But I'm just here to entertain
D
How come your shirt is so bloody?
G D
There's a missing person, so what? He's
G D
Got nothin' to do with me
G D G
I'm almost certain I was framed
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