Verse
G# D# G# D#
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
G# D#
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
G#
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
D# G#
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
D# G#
But when murdering females
D# G# D#
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
G#
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
D# G#
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
D#
Be all up under her fingernails
G# D#
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
G# D#
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
G# D#
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
G# D#
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
G# D#
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
G#
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
D# G#
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
D#
Chop her up, put her body parts
G# D#
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[Chorus]
G# D#
But hey man, I was framed
G#
I know what this looks like, officers
D#
Please just give me one minute
G# D#
I think I can explain
G#
I ain't murdered nobody
D#
I know these words are so nutty
G# D#
But I'm just here to entertain
D#
How come your shirt is so bloody?
G# D#
There's a missing person, so what? He's
G# D#
Got nothin' to do with me
G# D#
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 2]
G# D#
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
G# D#
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
G# D#
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
G# D#
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
G# D#
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
G# D#
Second murder with no recollection of it
G# D#
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
G# D#
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
G# D#
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
G# D#
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
G#
'Cause the disassembled body
D#
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
G# D#
I'm wanted for questioning
G# D#
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[Chorus]
G# D#
But hey man, I was framed
G#
I know what this looks like, officers
D#
Please just give me one minute
G# D#
I think I can explain
G#
I ain't murdered nobody
D#
I know these words are so nutty
G# D#
But I'm just here to entertain
D#
How come your shirt is so bloody?
G# D#
There's a missing person, so what? He's
G# D#
Got nothin' to do with me
G# D#
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 3]
G# D#
Still on the loose, they
G# D#
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
G# D#
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
G# D#
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
G# D#
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
G#
Just escaped from the state pen
D#
For eight women who hate men
G#
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
D#
When I break in your basement
G# D#
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
G# D#
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
G# D#
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
G# D#
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
G# D#
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
G# D#
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
G# D#
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
G# D#
In a verse and be charged with first degree
G# D#
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
G# D#
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
D#
No, officer, you see ...
[Chorus]
G# D#
But hey man, I was framed
G#
I know what this looks like, officers
D#
Please just give me one minute
G# D#
I think I can explain
G#
I ain't murdered nobody
D#
I know these words are so nutty
G# D#
But I'm just here to entertain
D#
How come your shirt is so bloody?
G# D#
There's a missing person, so what? He's
G# D#
Got nothin' to do with me
G# D# G#
I'm almost certain I was framed
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