Verse
B F# B F#
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
B F#
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
B
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
F# B
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
F# B
But when murdering females
F# B F#
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
B
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
F# B
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
F#
Be all up under her fingernails
B F#
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
B F#
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
B F#
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
B F#
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
B F#
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
B
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
F# B
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
F#
Chop her up, put her body parts
B F#
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[Chorus]
B F#
But hey man, I was framed
B
I know what this looks like, officers
F#
Please just give me one minute
B F#
I think I can explain
B
I ain't murdered nobody
F#
I know these words are so nutty
B F#
But I'm just here to entertain
F#
How come your shirt is so bloody?
B F#
There's a missing person, so what? He's
B F#
Got nothin' to do with me
B F#
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 2]
B F#
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
B F#
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
B F#
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
B F#
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
B F#
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
B F#
Second murder with no recollection of it
B F#
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
B F#
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
B F#
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
B F#
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
B
'Cause the disassembled body
F#
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
B F#
I'm wanted for questioning
B F#
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[Chorus]
B F#
But hey man, I was framed
B
I know what this looks like, officers
F#
Please just give me one minute
B F#
I think I can explain
B
I ain't murdered nobody
F#
I know these words are so nutty
B F#
But I'm just here to entertain
F#
How come your shirt is so bloody?
B F#
There's a missing person, so what? He's
B F#
Got nothin' to do with me
B F#
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 3]
B F#
Still on the loose, they
B F#
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
B F#
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
B F#
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
B F#
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
B
Just escaped from the state pen
F#
For eight women who hate men
B
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
F#
When I break in your basement
B F#
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
B F#
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
B F#
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
B F#
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
B F#
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
B F#
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
B F#
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
B F#
In a verse and be charged with first degree
B F#
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
B F#
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
F#
No, officer, you see ...
[Chorus]
B F#
But hey man, I was framed
B
I know what this looks like, officers
F#
Please just give me one minute
B F#
I think I can explain
B
I ain't murdered nobody
F#
I know these words are so nutty
B F#
But I'm just here to entertain
F#
How come your shirt is so bloody?
B F#
There's a missing person, so what? He's
B F#
Got nothin' to do with me
B F# B
I'm almost certain I was framed
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