Verse
A# F A# F
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
A# F
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
A#
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
F A#
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
F A#
But when murdering females
F A# F
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
A#
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
F A#
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
F
Be all up under her fingernails
A# F
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
A# F
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
A# F
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
A# F
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
A# F
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
A#
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
F A#
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
F
Chop her up, put her body parts
A# F
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[Chorus]
A# F
But hey man, I was framed
A#
I know what this looks like, officers
F
Please just give me one minute
A# F
I think I can explain
A#
I ain't murdered nobody
F
I know these words are so nutty
A# F
But I'm just here to entertain
F
How come your shirt is so bloody?
A# F
There's a missing person, so what? He's
A# F
Got nothin' to do with me
A# F
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 2]
A# F
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
A# F
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
A# F
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
A# F
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
A# F
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
A# F
Second murder with no recollection of it
A# F
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
A# F
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
A# F
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
A# F
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
A#
'Cause the disassembled body
F
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
A# F
I'm wanted for questioning
A# F
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[Chorus]
A# F
But hey man, I was framed
A#
I know what this looks like, officers
F
Please just give me one minute
A# F
I think I can explain
A#
I ain't murdered nobody
F
I know these words are so nutty
A# F
But I'm just here to entertain
F
How come your shirt is so bloody?
A# F
There's a missing person, so what? He's
A# F
Got nothin' to do with me
A# F
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 3]
A# F
Still on the loose, they
A# F
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
A# F
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
A# F
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
A# F
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
A#
Just escaped from the state pen
F
For eight women who hate men
A#
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
F
When I break in your basement
A# F
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
A# F
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
A# F
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
A# F
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
A# F
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
A# F
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
A# F
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
A# F
In a verse and be charged with first degree
A# F
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
A# F
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
F
No, officer, you see ...
[Chorus]
A# F
But hey man, I was framed
A#
I know what this looks like, officers
F
Please just give me one minute
A# F
I think I can explain
A#
I ain't murdered nobody
F
I know these words are so nutty
A# F
But I'm just here to entertain
F
How come your shirt is so bloody?
A# F
There's a missing person, so what? He's
A# F
Got nothin' to do with me
A# F A#
I'm almost certain I was framed
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