Verse
F C F C
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
F C
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
F
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
C F
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
C F
But when murdering females
C F C
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
F
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
C F
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
C
Be all up under her fingernails
F C
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
F C
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
F C
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
F C
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
F C
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
F
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
C F
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
C
Chop her up, put her body parts
F C
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[Chorus]
F C
But hey man, I was framed
F
I know what this looks like, officers
C
Please just give me one minute
F C
I think I can explain
F
I ain't murdered nobody
C
I know these words are so nutty
F C
But I'm just here to entertain
C
How come your shirt is so bloody?
F C
There's a missing person, so what? He's
F C
Got nothin' to do with me
F C
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 2]
F C
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
F C
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
F C
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
F C
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
F C
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
F C
Second murder with no recollection of it
F C
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
F C
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
F C
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
F C
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
F
'Cause the disassembled body
C
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
F C
I'm wanted for questioning
F C
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[Chorus]
F C
But hey man, I was framed
F
I know what this looks like, officers
C
Please just give me one minute
F C
I think I can explain
F
I ain't murdered nobody
C
I know these words are so nutty
F C
But I'm just here to entertain
C
How come your shirt is so bloody?
F C
There's a missing person, so what? He's
F C
Got nothin' to do with me
F C
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 3]
F C
Still on the loose, they
F C
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
F C
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
F C
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
F C
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
F
Just escaped from the state pen
C
For eight women who hate men
F
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
C
When I break in your basement
F C
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
F C
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
F C
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
F C
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
F C
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
F C
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
F C
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
F C
In a verse and be charged with first degree
F C
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
F C
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
C
No, officer, you see ...
[Chorus]
F C
But hey man, I was framed
F
I know what this looks like, officers
C
Please just give me one minute
F C
I think I can explain
F
I ain't murdered nobody
C
I know these words are so nutty
F C
But I'm just here to entertain
C
How come your shirt is so bloody?
F C
There's a missing person, so what? He's
F C
Got nothin' to do with me
F C F
I'm almost certain I was framed
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