Verse
D A D A
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
D A
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
D
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
A D
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
A D
But when murdering females
A D A
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
D
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
A D
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
A
Be all up under her fingernails
D A
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
D A
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
D A
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
D A
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
D A
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
D
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
A D
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
A
Chop her up, put her body parts
D A
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[Chorus]
D A
But hey man, I was framed
D
I know what this looks like, officers
A
Please just give me one minute
D A
I think I can explain
D
I ain't murdered nobody
A
I know these words are so nutty
D A
But I'm just here to entertain
A
How come your shirt is so bloody?
D A
There's a missing person, so what? He's
D A
Got nothin' to do with me
D A
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 2]
D A
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
D A
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
D A
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
D A
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
D A
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
D A
Second murder with no recollection of it
D A
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
D A
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
D A
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
D A
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
D
'Cause the disassembled body
A
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
D A
I'm wanted for questioning
D A
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[Chorus]
D A
But hey man, I was framed
D
I know what this looks like, officers
A
Please just give me one minute
D A
I think I can explain
D
I ain't murdered nobody
A
I know these words are so nutty
D A
But I'm just here to entertain
A
How come your shirt is so bloody?
D A
There's a missing person, so what? He's
D A
Got nothin' to do with me
D A
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 3]
D A
Still on the loose, they
D A
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
D A
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
D A
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
D A
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
D
Just escaped from the state pen
A
For eight women who hate men
D
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
A
When I break in your basement
D A
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
D A
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
D A
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
D A
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
D A
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
D A
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
D A
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
D A
In a verse and be charged with first degree
D A
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
D A
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
A
No, officer, you see ...
[Chorus]
D A
But hey man, I was framed
D
I know what this looks like, officers
A
Please just give me one minute
D A
I think I can explain
D
I ain't murdered nobody
A
I know these words are so nutty
D A
But I'm just here to entertain
A
How come your shirt is so bloody?
D A
There's a missing person, so what? He's
D A
Got nothin' to do with me
D A D
I'm almost certain I was framed
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