Verse
C G C G
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too Short's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
C G
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
C
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
G C
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
G C
But when murdering females
G C G
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
C
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
G C
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
G
Be all up under her fingernails
C G
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
C G
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
C G
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
C G
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
C G
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
C
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
G C
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
G
Chop her up, put her body parts
C G
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[Chorus]
C G
But hey man, I was framed
C
I know what this looks like, officers
G
Please just give me one minute
C G
I think I can explain
C
I ain't murdered nobody
G
I know these words are so nutty
C G
But I'm just here to entertain
G
How come your shirt is so bloody?
C G
There's a missing person, so what? He's
C G
Got nothin' to do with me
C G
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 2]
C G
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
C G
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
C G
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
C G
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
C G
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
C G
Second murder with no recollection of it
C G
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
C G
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
C G
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
C G
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
C
'Cause the disassembled body
G
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
C G
I'm wanted for questioning
C G
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[Chorus]
C G
But hey man, I was framed
C
I know what this looks like, officers
G
Please just give me one minute
C G
I think I can explain
C
I ain't murdered nobody
G
I know these words are so nutty
C G
But I'm just here to entertain
G
How come your shirt is so bloody?
C G
There's a missing person, so what? He's
C G
Got nothin' to do with me
C G
I'm almost certain I was framed
[Verse 3]
C G
Still on the loose, they
C G
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
C G
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
C G
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
C G
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
C
Just escaped from the state pen
G
For eight women who hate men
C
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
G
When I break in your basement
C G
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
C G
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
C G
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
C G
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
C G
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
C G
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
C G
But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
C G
In a verse and be charged with first degree
C G
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
C G
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
G
No, officer, you see ...
[Chorus]
C G
But hey man, I was framed
C
I know what this looks like, officers
G
Please just give me one minute
C G
I think I can explain
C
I ain't murdered nobody
G
I know these words are so nutty
C G
But I'm just here to entertain
G
How come your shirt is so bloody?
C G
There's a missing person, so what? He's
C G
Got nothin' to do with me
C G C
I'm almost certain I was framed
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