G#7
Look'a here
G#7
Better hurry up and check it out
G#7
Look'a here, look'a here
G#7
[VERSE 1]
G#7
Your steak
G#7
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
G#7
Your Cadillac
G#7
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
G#7
Your champagne
G#7
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
D#7
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
C#7 B7 A#7 A7
Have no fear, I'm already here
[CHORUS 1]
G#7
I'll tell you now
G#7
(I'm qualified)
G#7
You know that I'm qualified
G#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
E7 D#7 G#7 G#7
[VERSE 2]
G#7
Your top hat
G#7
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
G#7
And your sharkskin
G#7
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
G#7
The money you got
G#7
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
D#7
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
C#7 B7 A#7 A7
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
[CHORUS 2]
G#7
I'll tell you now
G#7
(I'm qualified)
G#7
You know that I'm qualified
G#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
E7 D#7 G#7 G#7
[BRIDGE 1]
G# F# C# G#
G# E C# G#
G# F#
You may find me
C# G#
In a project slum
G# E
Be hanging out
C# G#
With all the skid row bums
G# F#
I may be sick
C# G#
And I may seem dumb
G# E
That don't mean you know where
C# G#
I'm coming from
[INTERLUDE 1]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G#7
Look out here
G#7
G#7
Just make a little room
G#7
[VERSE 3]
G#7
Your social life
G#7
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
G#7
Your edu-ma-cation
G#7
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
G#7
Your woman that you got
G#7
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
D#7
I got the power to control
C#7 B7 A#7 A7
I can see clean through your blindfold
[CHORUS 3]
G#7
I'll tell you now
G#7
(I'm qualified)
G#7
You know that I'm qualified
G#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
E7 D#7 G#7 G#7
[BRIDGE 2]
G# F# C# G#
G# E C# G#
G# F# C# G#
G# E C# G#
G# F#
Look at me,
C# G#
I'm filling up in class
G# E
And you better watch out
C# G#
I'm filling up fast
G# F#
Can't hang a jacket on me
C# G#
I've been hanging out in the projects
G# E
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
C# G#
These rubbernecks and rejects
[INTERLUDE 2]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G#nd with an E7 chord