F7
Look'a here
F7
Better hurry up and check it out
F7
Look'a here, look'a here
F7
[VERSE 1]
F7
Your steak
F7
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
F7
Your Cadillac
F7
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
F7
Your champagne
F7
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
C7
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
A#7 G#7 G7 F#7
Have no fear, I'm already here
[CHORUS 1]
F7
I'll tell you now
F7
(I'm qualified)
F7
You know that I'm qualified
F7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
C#7 C7 F7 F7
[VERSE 2]
F7
Your top hat
F7
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
F7
And your sharkskin
F7
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
F7
The money you got
F7
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
C7
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
A#7 G#7 G7 F#7
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
[CHORUS 2]
F7
I'll tell you now
F7
(I'm qualified)
F7
You know that I'm qualified
F7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
C#7 C7 F7 F7
[BRIDGE 1]
F D# A# F
F C# A# F
F D#
You may find me
A# F
In a project slum
F C#
Be hanging out
A# F
With all the skid row bums
F D#
I may be sick
A# F
And I may seem dumb
F C#
That don't mean you know where
A# F
I'm coming from
[INTERLUDE 1]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
F7
Look out here
F7
F7
Just make a little room
F7
[VERSE 3]
F7
Your social life
F7
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
F7
Your edu-ma-cation
F7
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
F7
Your woman that you got
F7
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
C7
I got the power to control
A#7 G#7 G7 F#7
I can see clean through your blindfold
[CHORUS 3]
F7
I'll tell you now
F7
(I'm qualified)
F7
You know that I'm qualified
F7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
C#7 C7 F7 F7
[BRIDGE 2]
F D# A# F
F C# A# F
F D# A# F
F C# A# F
F D#
Look at me,
A# F
I'm filling up in class
F C#
And you better watch out
A# F
I'm filling up fast
F D#
Can't hang a jacket on me
A# F
I've been hanging out in the projects
F C#
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
A# F
These rubbernecks and rejects
[INTERLUDE 2]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
Fnd with an E7 chord