D#7
Look'a here
D#7
Better hurry up and check it out
D#7
Look'a here, look'a here
D#7
[VERSE 1]
D#7
Your steak
D#7
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
D#7
Your Cadillac
D#7
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
D#7
Your champagne
D#7
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
A#7
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
G#7 F#7 F7 E7
Have no fear, I'm already here
[CHORUS 1]
D#7
I'll tell you now
D#7
(I'm qualified)
D#7
You know that I'm qualified
D#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
B7 A#7 D#7 D#7
[VERSE 2]
D#7
Your top hat
D#7
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
D#7
And your sharkskin
D#7
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
D#7
The money you got
D#7
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
A#7
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
G#7 F#7 F7 E7
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
[CHORUS 2]
D#7
I'll tell you now
D#7
(I'm qualified)
D#7
You know that I'm qualified
D#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
B7 A#7 D#7 D#7
[BRIDGE 1]
D# C# G# D#
D# B G# D#
D# C#
You may find me
G# D#
In a project slum
D# B
Be hanging out
G# D#
With all the skid row bums
D# C#
I may be sick
G# D#
And I may seem dumb
D# B
That don't mean you know where
G# D#
I'm coming from
[INTERLUDE 1]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
D#7
Look out here
D#7
D#7
Just make a little room
D#7
[VERSE 3]
D#7
Your social life
D#7
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
D#7
Your edu-ma-cation
D#7
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
D#7
Your woman that you got
D#7
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
A#7
I got the power to control
G#7 F#7 F7 E7
I can see clean through your blindfold
[CHORUS 3]
D#7
I'll tell you now
D#7
(I'm qualified)
D#7
You know that I'm qualified
D#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
B7 A#7 D#7 D#7
[BRIDGE 2]
D# C# G# D#
D# B G# D#
D# C# G# D#
D# B G# D#
D# C#
Look at me,
G# D#
I'm filling up in class
D# B
And you better watch out
G# D#
I'm filling up fast
D# C#
Can't hang a jacket on me
G# D#
I've been hanging out in the projects
D# B
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
G# D#
These rubbernecks and rejects
[INTERLUDE 2]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
D#nd with an E7 chord