D7
Look'a here
D7
Better hurry up and check it out
D7
Look'a here, look'a here
D7
[VERSE 1]
D7
Your steak
D7
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
D7
Your Cadillac
D7
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
D7
Your champagne
D7
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
A7
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
G7 F7 E7 D#7
Have no fear, I'm already here
[CHORUS 1]
D7
I'll tell you now
D7
(I'm qualified)
D7
You know that I'm qualified
D7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
A#7 A7 D7 D7
[VERSE 2]
D7
Your top hat
D7
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
D7
And your sharkskin
D7
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
D7
The money you got
D7
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
A7
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
G7 F7 E7 D#7
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
[CHORUS 2]
D7
I'll tell you now
D7
(I'm qualified)
D7
You know that I'm qualified
D7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
A#7 A7 D7 D7
[BRIDGE 1]
D C G D
D A# G D
D C
You may find me
G D
In a project slum
D A#
Be hanging out
G D
With all the skid row bums
D C
I may be sick
G D
And I may seem dumb
D A#
That don't mean you know where
G D
I'm coming from
[INTERLUDE 1]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
D7
Look out here
D7
D7
Just make a little room
D7
[VERSE 3]
D7
Your social life
D7
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
D7
Your edu-ma-cation
D7
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
D7
Your woman that you got
D7
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
A7
I got the power to control
G7 F7 E7 D#7
I can see clean through your blindfold
[CHORUS 3]
D7
I'll tell you now
D7
(I'm qualified)
D7
You know that I'm qualified
D7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
A#7 A7 D7 D7
[BRIDGE 2]
D C G D
D A# G D
D C G D
D A# G D
D C
Look at me,
G D
I'm filling up in class
D A#
And you better watch out
G D
I'm filling up fast
D C
Can't hang a jacket on me
G D
I've been hanging out in the projects
D A#
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
G D
These rubbernecks and rejects
[INTERLUDE 2]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
Dnd with an E7 chord