C#7
Look'a here
C#7
Better hurry up and check it out
C#7
Look'a here, look'a here
C#7
[VERSE 1]
C#7
Your steak
C#7
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
C#7
Your Cadillac
C#7
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
C#7
Your champagne
C#7
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
G#7
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
F#7 E7 D#7 D7
Have no fear, I'm already here
[CHORUS 1]
C#7
I'll tell you now
C#7
(I'm qualified)
C#7
You know that I'm qualified
C#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
A7 G#7 C#7 C#7
[VERSE 2]
C#7
Your top hat
C#7
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
C#7
And your sharkskin
C#7
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
C#7
The money you got
C#7
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
G#7
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
F#7 E7 D#7 D7
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
[CHORUS 2]
C#7
I'll tell you now
C#7
(I'm qualified)
C#7
You know that I'm qualified
C#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
A7 G#7 C#7 C#7
[BRIDGE 1]
C# B F# C#
C# A F# C#
C# B
You may find me
F# C#
In a project slum
C# A
Be hanging out
F# C#
With all the skid row bums
C# B
I may be sick
F# C#
And I may seem dumb
C# A
That don't mean you know where
F# C#
I'm coming from
[INTERLUDE 1]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
C#7
Look out here
C#7
C#7
Just make a little room
C#7
[VERSE 3]
C#7
Your social life
C#7
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
C#7
Your edu-ma-cation
C#7
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
C#7
Your woman that you got
C#7
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
G#7
I got the power to control
F#7 E7 D#7 D7
I can see clean through your blindfold
[CHORUS 3]
C#7
I'll tell you now
C#7
(I'm qualified)
C#7
You know that I'm qualified
C#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
A7 G#7 C#7 C#7
[BRIDGE 2]
C# B F# C#
C# A F# C#
C# B F# C#
C# A F# C#
C# B
Look at me,
F# C#
I'm filling up in class
C# A
And you better watch out
F# C#
I'm filling up fast
C# B
Can't hang a jacket on me
F# C#
I've been hanging out in the projects
C# A
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
F# C#
These rubbernecks and rejects
[INTERLUDE 2]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
C#nd with an E7 chord