F#7
Look'a here
F#7
Better hurry up and check it out
F#7
Look'a here, look'a here
F#7
[VERSE 1]
F#7
Your steak
F#7
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
F#7
Your Cadillac
F#7
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
F#7
Your champagne
F#7
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
C#7
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
B7 A7 G#7 G7
Have no fear, I'm already here
[CHORUS 1]
F#7
I'll tell you now
F#7
(I'm qualified)
F#7
You know that I'm qualified
F#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
D7 C#7 F#7 F#7
[VERSE 2]
F#7
Your top hat
F#7
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
F#7
And your sharkskin
F#7
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
F#7
The money you got
F#7
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
C#7
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
B7 A7 G#7 G7
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
[CHORUS 2]
F#7
I'll tell you now
F#7
(I'm qualified)
F#7
You know that I'm qualified
F#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
D7 C#7 F#7 F#7
[BRIDGE 1]
F# E B F#
F# D B F#
F# E
You may find me
B F#
In a project slum
F# D
Be hanging out
B F#
With all the skid row bums
F# E
I may be sick
B F#
And I may seem dumb
F# D
That don't mean you know where
B F#
I'm coming from
[INTERLUDE 1]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
F#7
Look out here
F#7
F#7
Just make a little room
F#7
[VERSE 3]
F#7
Your social life
F#7
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
F#7
Your edu-ma-cation
F#7
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
F#7
Your woman that you got
F#7
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
C#7
I got the power to control
B7 A7 G#7 G7
I can see clean through your blindfold
[CHORUS 3]
F#7
I'll tell you now
F#7
(I'm qualified)
F#7
You know that I'm qualified
F#7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
D7 C#7 F#7 F#7
[BRIDGE 2]
F# E B F#
F# D B F#
F# E B F#
F# D B F#
F# E
Look at me,
B F#
I'm filling up in class
F# D
And you better watch out
B F#
I'm filling up fast
F# E
Can't hang a jacket on me
B F#
I've been hanging out in the projects
F# D
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
B F#
These rubbernecks and rejects
[INTERLUDE 2]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
F#nd with an E7 chord