B7
Look'a here
B7
Better hurry up and check it out
B7
Look'a here, look'a here
B7
[VERSE 1]
B7
Your steak
B7
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
B7
Your Cadillac
B7
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
B7
Your champagne
B7
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
F#7
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
E7 D7 C#7 C7
Have no fear, I'm already here
[CHORUS 1]
B7
I'll tell you now
B7
(I'm qualified)
B7
You know that I'm qualified
B7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
G7 F#7 B7 B7
[VERSE 2]
B7
Your top hat
B7
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
B7
And your sharkskin
B7
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
B7
The money you got
B7
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
F#7
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
E7 D7 C#7 C7
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
[CHORUS 2]
B7
I'll tell you now
B7
(I'm qualified)
B7
You know that I'm qualified
B7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
G7 F#7 B7 B7
[BRIDGE 1]
B A E B
B G E B
B A
You may find me
E B
In a project slum
B G
Be hanging out
E B
With all the skid row bums
B A
I may be sick
E B
And I may seem dumb
B G
That don't mean you know where
E B
I'm coming from
[INTERLUDE 1]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
B7
Look out here
B7
B7
Just make a little room
B7
[VERSE 3]
B7
Your social life
B7
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
B7
Your edu-ma-cation
B7
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
B7
Your woman that you got
B7
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
F#7
I got the power to control
E7 D7 C#7 C7
I can see clean through your blindfold
[CHORUS 3]
B7
I'll tell you now
B7
(I'm qualified)
B7
You know that I'm qualified
B7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
G7 F#7 B7 B7
[BRIDGE 2]
B A E B
B G E B
B A E B
B G E B
B A
Look at me,
E B
I'm filling up in class
B G
And you better watch out
E B
I'm filling up fast
B A
Can't hang a jacket on me
E B
I've been hanging out in the projects
B G
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
E B
These rubbernecks and rejects
[INTERLUDE 2]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
Bnd with an E7 chord