C7
Look'a here
C7
Better hurry up and check it out
C7
Look'a here, look'a here
C7
[VERSE 1]
C7
Your steak
C7
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
C7
Your Cadillac
C7
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
C7
Your champagne
C7
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
G7
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
F7 D#7 D7 C#7
Have no fear, I'm already here
[CHORUS 1]
C7
I'll tell you now
C7
(I'm qualified)
C7
You know that I'm qualified
C7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
G#7 G7 C7 C7
[VERSE 2]
C7
Your top hat
C7
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
C7
And your sharkskin
C7
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
C7
The money you got
C7
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
G7
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
F7 D#7 D7 C#7
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
[CHORUS 2]
C7
I'll tell you now
C7
(I'm qualified)
C7
You know that I'm qualified
C7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
G#7 G7 C7 C7
[BRIDGE 1]
C A# F C
C G# F C
C A#
You may find me
F C
In a project slum
C G#
Be hanging out
F C
With all the skid row bums
C A#
I may be sick
F C
And I may seem dumb
C G#
That don't mean you know where
F C
I'm coming from
[INTERLUDE 1]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
C7
Look out here
C7
C7
Just make a little room
C7
[VERSE 3]
C7
Your social life
C7
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
C7
Your edu-ma-cation
C7
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
C7
Your woman that you got
C7
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
G7
I got the power to control
F7 D#7 D7 C#7
I can see clean through your blindfold
[CHORUS 3]
C7
I'll tell you now
C7
(I'm qualified)
C7
You know that I'm qualified
C7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
G#7 G7 C7 C7
[BRIDGE 2]
C A# F C
C G# F C
C A# F C
C G# F C
C A#
Look at me,
F C
I'm filling up in class
C G#
And you better watch out
F C
I'm filling up fast
C A#
Can't hang a jacket on me
F C
I've been hanging out in the projects
C G#
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
F C
These rubbernecks and rejects
[INTERLUDE 2]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
Cnd with an E7 chord