Intro
C Am F Dm G
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
C Am Dm C
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
C
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Am
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Dm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
G
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
C
I go "Mooo"
Am
Mooo
C
Mooo
Fm E7
Mooo
C
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
Am7
I'm not in the mood
Dm7
Tryna make moves
G
Tryna make moves
C
Bitch, I'm too smooth
Am
I'm not in the mood
Dm G
Tryna make moves
Cm Em7
Tryna make moves
[Verse 1]
C
Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Am
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Dm
Grade D ho, not lean (not lean)
G
Got me A1, sauce please
C
These heifers got nothin' on me
Am
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Dm
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
G
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
C
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
Am
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Dm
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
G
With my farmer (woo) McDonald (woo)
C
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Am
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
Dm
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
G
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
[Pre-Chorus]
C
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Am
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Dm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
G
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
C
I go "Mooo" (moo, moo, moo)
Am
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Dm
Mooo
G
Mooo (yeah)
C
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
Am
I'm not in the mood
Dm
Tryna make moves
G
Tryna make moves
C
Bitch, I'm too smooth
Am
I'm not in the mood
Dm
Tryna make moves
G
Tryna make moves
[Bridge]
C
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Am
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Dm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
G
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
C
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Am
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Dm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
G
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cow
[Verse 2]
C
Old McDonald had a farm
Am
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
Dm
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
G
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
C
Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
Am
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Dm
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
G
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
[Refrain]
C
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Am
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
Dm
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
G
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
C
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Am
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Dm
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
G
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
C
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Am
And they're like, it's better than yours
Dm
Damn right, it's better than yours
G
I can treat you, but I have to charge
C
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Am
And they're like, it's better than yours
Dm
Damn right, it's better than yours
G
I can treat you, but I have to charge
[Outro]
C
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Am
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Dm
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
G
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
C
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Am
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Dm
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
G
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I got a cheeseburger, fucking vegans