Intro
D# Cm G# Fm A#
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
D# Cm Fm D#
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
D#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Cm
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Fm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
D#
I go "Mooo"
Cm
Mooo
D#
Mooo
G#m G7
Mooo
D#
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
Cm7
I'm not in the mood
Fm7
Tryna make moves
A#
Tryna make moves
D#
Bitch, I'm too smooth
Cm
I'm not in the mood
Fm A#
Tryna make moves
D#m Gm7
Tryna make moves
[Verse 1]
D#
Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Cm
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Fm
Grade F ho, not lean (not lean)
A#
Got me A1, sauce please
D#
These heifers got nothin' on me
Cm
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Fm
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
A#
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
D#
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
Cm
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Fm
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
A#
With my farmer (woo) McDonald (woo)
D#
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Cm
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
Fm
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
A#
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
[Pre-Chorus]
D#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Cm
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Fm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
D#
I go "Mooo" (moo, moo, moo)
Cm
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Fm
Mooo
A#
Mooo (yeah)
D#
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
Cm
I'm not in the mood
Fm
Tryna make moves
A#
Tryna make moves
D#
Bitch, I'm too smooth
Cm
I'm not in the mood
Fm
Tryna make moves
A#
Tryna make moves
[Bridge]
D#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Cm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Fm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Cm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Fm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
A#
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cow
[Verse 2]
D#
Old McDonald had a farm
Cm
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
Fm
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
A#
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
D#
Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
Cm
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Fm
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
A#
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
[Refrain]
D#
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Cm
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
Fm
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
A#
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
D#
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Cm
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Fm
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
A#
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
D#
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Cm
And they're like, it's better than yours
Fm
Damn right, it's better than yours
A#
I can treat you, but I have to charge
D#
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Cm
And they're like, it's better than yours
Fm
Damn right, it's better than yours
A#
I can treat you, but I have to charge
[Outro]
D#
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Cm
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Fm
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
A#
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
D#
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Cm
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Fm
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
A#
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I got a cheeseburger, fucking vegans