Intro
G# Fm C# A#m D#
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
G# Fm A#m G#
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
G#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Fm
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
A#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
G#
I go "Mooo"
Fm
Mooo
G#
Mooo
C#m C7
Mooo
G#
Yeah, I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
Fm7
I'm not in the mood
A#m7
Tryna make moves
D#
Tryna make moves
G#
Bitch, I'm too smooth
Fm
I'm not in the mood
A#m D#
Tryna make moves
G#m Cm7
Tryna make moves
[Verse 1]
G#
Got milk, bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Fm
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? (got it)
A#m
Grade A# ho, not lean (not lean)
D#
Got me A1, sauce please
G#
These heifers got nothin' on me
Fm
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
A#m
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
D#
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
G#
You a calf, bitch, you my daughter (you my daughter)
Fm
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered) get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
A#m
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
D#
With my farmer (woo) McDonald (woo)
G#
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Fm
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (in that order)
A#m
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
D#
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
[Pre-Chorus]
G#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Fm
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
A#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
[Chorus]
G#
I go "Mooo" (moo, moo, moo)
Fm
Mooo (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
A#m
Mooo
D#
Mooo (yeah)
G#
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
Fm
I'm not in the mood
A#m
Tryna make moves
D#
Tryna make moves
G#
Bitch, I'm too smooth
Fm
I'm not in the mood
A#m
Tryna make moves
D#
Tryna make moves
[Bridge]
G#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Fm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
A#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
G#
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo)
Fm
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow (moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
A#m
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
D#
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah) bitch, I'm a cow
[Verse 2]
G#
Old McDonald had a farm
Fm
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
A#m
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
D#
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
G#
Suck a nigga dick or somethin', E-I-O
Fm
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
A#m
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
D#
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
[Refrain]
G#
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Fm
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
A#m
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
D#
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
G#
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
Fm
Get out my hay, get out my hay
A#m
I ain't a moose, bitch, get out my hay
D#
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
G#
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Fm
And they're like, it's better than yours
A#m
Damn right, it's better than yours
D#
I can treat you, but I have to charge
G#
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Fm
And they're like, it's better than yours
A#m
Damn right, it's better than yours
D#
I can treat you, but I have to charge
[Outro]
G#
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Fm
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
A#m
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
D#
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
G#
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Fm
It's better than yours (hey, hey, hey, hey)
A#m
But I have to charge (hey, hey, hey, hey)
D#
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I got a cheeseburger, fucking vegans